(917): I got kicked out of Barnes and Noble because I put all the copies of Lincoln in the Bardo in the Spirituality section. GEORGE SAUNDERS IS MY RELIGION.
via GIPHY (354): Is it normal for your ears to be ringing the morning after? (289): I don’t know, what did you do last night? (289): Concert? (289): Screaming girls? (354): Six. straight. hours. of. audio book. (412): I’ve got to stop reading at night. I woke up this morning covered in Philip Roth pages I’d ripped out in my sleep. (768): I’m not going to lie, I can’t even see straight this morning. (287): Shit, no way dude. What were you up to? (768): I got so deep into Sula (287): That was her name?! (768): Nah, that’s a book by Toni Morrison, I swear it’s like 8 point font.
via GIPHY (376): …things are so awkward here. SOS. (944): Oh god. What’s going on? I’m still at dinner but can come after. (376): I just told my boyfriend that I prefer the movie to the book and he hasn’t looked at me in an hour. He’s cradling his copy of A Clockwork Orange and rocking back and forth. (607): I drank so much warm milk, like so much warm milk, that I had to put down Woman in the Window four different times to pee at like, the worst possible moments. FML. (493): I saw her again at the bar. That’s the third time I’ve randomly seen her in the last week. Library, coffee shop, and now bar. (716): That’s so weird, who brought her out? (493): She was all alone! It was all I could do not to take her home with me, you know? At this point it feels like fate. (716): I feel you, but also is it too far that you’ve personified a book this much? (493): NEVER. CIRCE I AM COMING FOR YOU!!!!
via GIPHY (215): I woke up this morning with $300 charged on my credit card. I sleep-shopped at Shakespeare & Co again. (787): I just got banned from the bar for life. (912): Ummmm. Why. (787): The bartender said it “wasn’t an accident” that I tripped the shot girl with my book. (787): He was right. (787): Shot girl told me she didn’t like Americanah.
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