stares off into the distance Anyway, yeah! I’m excited. But there is still checks planner 77 days until December 20. OHMYGOSH 77 DAYS! The original Star Wars came out on May 25, 1977, and now we only have 77 days until the Skywalker saga is over. wipes away a tear Yeah, I’m fine, it’s just…a lot, y’know? It seems so close and also like a galaxy far, far away. What? Oh, yeah! You can totally read what I’ve got so far. I can work on finishing my Poe Dameron fanfic instead.
Book Titles As Star Wars Puns
- As I Lay Dying in Mustafar 2. The Carbonite Sleep 3. Game of Clones 4. Qui-Gon Girl 5. Piell Fire 6. Gone with the Windu 7. East of Iden 8. A Lightsaber in August 9. Crait Expectations 10. A Bendu in the River 11. The Grapes of Sinjir Rath Velus 12. The Fault in Our Death Star 13. Heart of Darthness 14. Slaughterhouse CT-5555
Darth Vader Puns
- What was Anakin’s favorite meal as a kid? Chicken nuggets and Darth Tatertots 16. What is Vader’s Tindr name? Darth Dater 17. How do you get to the top of the castle on Mustafar? You take the ele-Vader. 18. If Vader cooked meals for a living, he’d be Darth Caterer 19. What was Anakin’s favorite Nickelodeon show? Are You Afraid of the Darth? 20. When Vader arrives late to meetings, Tarkin calls him Darth Later 21. What do you call someone who refuses to join the Dark Side? Darth Hater 22. If Vader worked in a restaurant, he’d be Darth Waiter 23. What is Vader’s favorite Life Day song? Darth the Herald Angels Sing 24. If Vader competed in the winter Olympics, he’d be Darth Skater
Movie Titles as Star Wars Puns
- A Starkiller is Born 26. Lothal Weapon 27. Bringing Up BB-8 28. Ewok the Line 29. The Phasma and the Furious 30. The Finn Man 31. Some Like It Hoth 32. The Threepio Stooges 33. No Country for Old Phantom Menace 34. Toydarian Story 35. Citizen Kanan 36. The Sith Sense
Phrases and Proverbs to Use and See If Your Star Wars Friends Notice
- Maul’s fair in love and war 38. Holy Snokes! 39. Every rose has its Thrawn 40. I’m on cloud Nien Nunb 41. Like fathier, like son 42. Don’t Batuu on it 43. A means to an Endor 44. Are they a friend or Poe? 45. But believe you Shmi 46. You don’t know Jakku 47. A Plagueis on both your houses!
Star Wars Puns That Probably Deserve the Order 66 Treatment
- What do you call a feast on Ahch-To? A smorgas-porg 49. What do you call a powerful water gun? A super-Ahsoka 50. How do Jedi’s practice mindful stretching? Yoda exercises 51. What’s the most popular ice cream flavor on Kashyyyk? Wookies ‘n Cream 52. What sound does Padme’s ghost make? Naboooooooo 53. What is Emperor Palpatine’s favorite baked good? A chocolate Coruscant 54. What does the Jedi Council use as a company car? A Toy-Yoda 55. What is Darth Vader’s favorite food? A sith-kebab 56. What is Maz’s favorite fast-food? Takodano Bell 57. What is the Jawa’s favorite mode of transportation? Mos Espas 58. How did Vader know what Luke got him for Father’s Day? He could sense his presents 59. Why isn’t Leia married in A New Hope? She’s been looking for love in Alderaan places 60. Why did the Millennium Falcon arrive at the Rebel base late? It had to take an R2-Detour 61. How does Han Solo like to start his day? With a hot cup of Jabba 62. What did Kylo Ren bring to Hux’s party? First Or-d’oeuvres 63. Why did Padme call the Gungun polite? He held the door a-Jar-Jar 64. How do you compliment a Jedi? Tell them they’re Rey-diant 65. What is Roses’s favorite Disneyland attraction? The Enchanted Tico Room 66. Why did the Empire think they could beat the Rebels? Because they had an ace up their Sheev In need of some shirts to wear as you wait for Episode 9? We got you covered. Take our quiz to find out which Star Wars book you should read while you count down the days until The Rise of Skywalker!
